Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.
Take no shit
If only this was a socially acceptable way to deal with assholes in the world today…
So today, i was in Sheffield City centre. Unaware there was going to be many EDL protests going on. (For those of you know don’t know, the EDL are anti-Islamic.) If i’m being honest it was scary. It was very loud. All the streets had barriers you had to get through before they were shut off. At the point this photo was taken all the Anti-EDL protesters had moved up to the left, the people in the background were the tail of the march. I spotted this woman walking around and trying to cheer people up, whilst my dad was taking photos of the riots.
She walked over, beaming. “Hello flower, would you like a free hug? You look wonderful today!”
I looked a little awkward, i’m not usually good with strangers. “Thank you! Could i take a photo? It’s been an eye opener coming down here, but it was nice to see you stand out. You made me smile.”
"Aww, that’s sweet. Of course i will. Although i don’t know why you’d want a picture of me. Would you like me to pose? Smile? Laugh? I am holding it up the right way aren’t I?"
I laughed a little, relaxing a bit. “Just be natural. That’s perfect. I just want it as a keepsake photo. It’s been a tough time around here, and it’s nice that someone’s showing some kindness.”
"I just want to give out some free hugs. It’s what i’m here for flower. I don’t care about who it is, because everyone deserves a hug, don’t they? Is it a good picture? Would you like another?"
I smiled. “I agree. This picture is all i need, thank you. Can i have that hug now?”
"Why of course you can"
We hugged and we spoke over each other’s shoulders.
"Stay safe. Keep smiling sweetie. I hope you have a wonderful day."
"I will. You stay safe too."
"They can’t do no harm to me. I’m just an old woman with a piece of cardboard."
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
Can there please be a tinder but for nearby animals to pet
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it
now im stoned
this is the third pair of jeans i’ve split in a month
maybe watching anaconda too much these past few weeks has made my ass expand